[Vague Season 2 until I conference with other Heroes Muns. Because yes, I have seen the season 3 pilot.]

Here is someone who hasn't been in the bar in FOREVER.

Which is Probably why he is in a bathrobe with ducks on it holding a toothbrush. Oh Matt, when you go somewhere, you really know how to show up in Style."...If I'd know this was going to ( Read more... )

Dr. Breen, the facility administrator at Black Mesa, is by all accounts a man of considerable ambition and talent. He fully expects each and every one of his employees to be much the same, and for the most part he gets what he expects. The issue arises when his expectations collide with pesky things like the limitations of equipment and the nature ( Read more... )

Today, when the Beast Princess rolls on in, she's accompanied by a great, big, white --

thing.

It scrabbles around on the floor to regain its balance, finally rearing up to reveal itself to be an enormous white wolf. Its lips are drawn back to expose huge teeth, and almost immediately, San's put herself right in front of the snapping jaws.

No, she ( Read more... )

Someone showed up in Milliways for the first time the other day. The Librarian is not pleased by this, and it shows; even a ten-foot-tall cone creature with appendages unlike anything else in the Bar can have vaguely recognizable body language, if it's hung around humans long enough. Its usual attempts at calming itself have gone on for several ( Read more... )

Job interviews are nerve-wracking under the best of circumstances. A job interview conducted in a hotel several time zones over from one's current official place of residence, in a climate several times warmer and drier than anything that one has ever had to deal with, is not the best of circumstances. When one throws in the presence of more than ( Read more... )

[PrOvErBS: And yea though I walk through the ShAd0w Of tHe VaLley oF dEaTh...

Rated: W for Whitetext, P for I'm farkin proud of this oom, and D for Disturbing and Graphic Imagery.]Stop us if you've heard this one. One former LAPD turned NYPD detective with psychic powers walks down the stairs and into a bar ( Read more... )

There is a slight man seated at the piano this afternoon, hacking his way through "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring." There are several sheets of crisp music in front of him, which may give away that this is not his normal fare; Father Mulcahy tends to play music that he knows and loves by heart; ragtime, the occasional jazz, pieces that are bright and ( Read more... )

Ray's still feeling under the weather, by which we mean sneezing and staying somewhere as warm as possible. One day Romana is going to smack him for not coming straight to her with illness, but today is not that day (he hopes). No, he's just gonna be over here, by the fire, with a bunch of tissues and his holocomputer ( Read more... )

There's a busy and bustling New York Street outside the bar when the door opens and a figure steps in. He doesn't notice it vanish behind him-He only manages to notice the sudden change of clothes ( Read more... )

He feels a little silly, honestly ( Read more... )